Two funny things recently muttered by Tanner....
Wednesday - We were sitting in the living room talking about my friend Becky who just had a baby last week. CJ says to Tanner, "would you like to have a baby brother?" Tanner replies, "Yeah! And a baby sister for Grace too!!" I immediately jumped on his band wagon and reiterated why we need 4 and not just 3. CJ says, "Well, mommy's got a baby in her tummy." "Right now?! (immediately starts poking on my stomach) What about your food? Is it on top of the baby?" LMAO! I assured him that there was room for both.
Thursday - We were having a challenging day, just trying to coexist peacefully as parent and child. At lunch Tanner was playing in his yogurt and leaving his spoon in positions that were sure to spell disaster and leave yogurt everywhere so I said to him, "Tanner, you better grab a hold of that spoon, eat your yogurt, and lay the spoon on the table like it's supposed to because if it flips off your yogurt and makes a mess you're gonna hear me yell." His reply, "No I won't. My ears will be closed." LMAO again! Out Loud. I know you're not supposed to do that but it was so funny I couldn't hold it in.
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5 comments:
A kid's honesty will always make you laugh out loud, no matter what the situation. It's worse if you try not to laugh. :)
how funny & cute!! gotta love being a mommy!
Too funny! I love it when children say things to make you laugh.
Tanner is way too cute!! 4 kids?? Are you nuts?? ; )
i am SO not surprised at his logic! haha- made my night stace. have a good one!
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